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Top definition. Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbationespecially lotions in a pump top dispenser. Not for internal use.

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I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet. He buys Jergens bottle the gallon at Costco. Normal used when home alone.

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Yo Dan pass me some jergen. Jergens unknown. A brand of lotion made by Kao Brands. Use of Jergens lotion will prevent one's skin from appearing ashy. Lotion most commonly porn for masterbating.

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You know you're a thirteen-year-old loser when you have a desk drawer filled with a bottle of jergens and a box of tissues, on said desk is a computer with favorited links to best porn title porn sites, and beside said desk is a trash bin that you emptied three masterbate ago but is already half filled with messy crumpled up tissues and suffocating sperm cells.

Guy 1: Max is a loser.

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