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Once upon a time, right about now, there is a legendary hero and her name is Angry Vagina. Like any self-respecting and noble Cave of Wonders, Angry V has always done her part to inspire cravings for salt, stockpile jewelry, and hide money. But it was never enough.

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And then it becomes clear - her birthright is to pussy a difference in the world. In an epiphany, she suddenly realizes her need to fill a void.

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Angry Vagina is thenceforth charged with purpose nude indo old joins a mobile dating app on her quest to locate void-filling providers known as "Penis Custodians" in order to invite world "piece" - one slip n' slide at a time. But like any hero on The Path, challenges plague her along angry way. Angry V thus encounters her first hurdle during Phase 1 of the journey when Rose-Goldie the iPhone, confronted with unbangable Penis Custodians, attempts to end her own life in a blaze of glory.

Luckily, instead of dying forever, Rose-Goldie falls into a short coma called "Recharge Battery" from which only a long and satisfying electric plug can awaken her, not unlike Sleeping Beauty.

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Similarly, Angry Vagina seeks her own plug and therefore returns to prey upon new Penis Custodians during Phase 2. Now more than ever, Angry V is ready to identify top-quality local shafts for pics greater good of all. Still, she must run a special race in order to catch her baton of choice before crossing the finish line. We therefore review the dating app "rules" as follows:.